the worst steal

Der r 3 sorts of steals dat hv always botherd me- stolen credit, d stolen idea n d stolen boyfriend.
Stolen credit( fr wrk etc) is d easiest to retrieve. Ur self-righteousness stands fully justified. So al u hv to do is clap ur hands, say " uh....excuse me..helloooo!! I DID THAT !"
... or smtin subtler. easy go, easy come.
The stolen idea is a variant of d stolen credit- for, atleast some ( if nt all) weight falls on an idea n nt just in its implementation.
The damage causd by such a steal depends on hw seriously u tuk d idea urself.
Fr eg: if smbdy stole my " I Love Calories " n named der restaurant dat, i wud smile amusd.
Where as, if in dat very restaurant dey sell MY cornflakes flavord milkshake/ icecream, dey wil b a bunch of slimes to watch out for.....forever....
And atlast d stolen bf...like d stolen idea u cant really do much about it other dan whine n crib n curse. but wht makes it a beauty is d fact that d one wich leaves u wid d greatest sense of loss is d one upon wich u had no claim in d 1st place...