If I were a beginning, I would be: tomorrow
If I were a month, I would be: November
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Thursday
If I were a time of day, I would be: dusk
If I were a planet, I would be: venus
If I were a season, I would be: autumn
If I were a sea animal, I would be: d fish that escaped frm d net
If I were a direction, I would be: caution
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a reading lamp
If I were a sin, I would be: gluttony
If I were a liquid, I would be: glue
If I were a fraud/scare, I would be: doin a gud job of it
If I were a gem, I would be: amethyst
If I were a tree, I would be: tall???
If I were a tool, I would be: a measuring jar
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: coriander
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a breezy rain
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: the rim of a glass
If I were an animal, I would be: a dog
If I were an emotion, I would be: doubt
If I were a vegetable, I would be: lemon
If I were a sound, I would be: d clock ticking
If I were an element, I would be: wind
If I were a car, I would be: fuel efficient but not necessarily eco friendly
If I were a song, I would be: without lyrics
If I were a food, I would be: meat
If I were a place, I would be: d landing after a flight of steps
If I were a material, I would be: clay
If I were a taste, I would be: sour
If I were a scent, I would be: apple
If I were a religion, I would be: tolerance
If I were a sentence, I would be: well intended
If I were a body part, I would be: feet
If I were a facial expression, I would be: a stare
If I were a subject in college, I would be: ethics
If I were a shape, I would be: a curve who wanted to b a line
If I were a quantity, I would be: a lil’ more than a pinch
If I were a colour, I would be: violet or purple
If I were a thing, I would be: a paintbrush
If I were a landmass, I would be: barren
If I were a book, I would be: a murder mystery
If I were a monument, I would be: d 1st pyramid
If I were an artist, I would be: an abstract artist
If I were a collection of poems, I would be: dusty
If I were a landscape, I would be: the Greenlands
If I were a watch, I would be: without numerals
If I were God, I would be: toying wid ppl
If I were a vowel, I would be: i
If I were a consonant, I would be: k
If I were a formula, I would be: easier to remember
If I were a Science, I would be: psychology
If I were a theory, I would be: Murphy’s law ( I insist it’s a theory)
If I were a famous person, I would be: fake
If I were an electronic equipment, I would be: d egg beater
If I were sport, I would be: pillow fights
If I were a movie, I would be: a Woody Allen movie
If I were a cartoon, I would be: Tuffy with his diapers always on d verge of fallin off
If I were an explorer, I would be: a coyote
If I were a scientist, I would be: havin a wild hairdo
If I were a relation, I would be: the cool aunt
If I were a river, I would be: flowin away frm civilisataions
If I were intoxication, I would be: a kiss
If I were alone, I would be: timeless
If I were a question, then I would be: why?
If I were a hobby, I would be: an art collection
If I were a habit, I would be: the evening walk
If I were in an atom, I would be: thinking its my universe
If I were an end, I would be: d answer
If I were you, I would be: d best of u