i met my relatives, 4 different families, on the very first day, talked to them and even engaged them in conversation. goodbye ceilings and inanimate objects?
evil aunts daughter let me have her french perfume. clearly, evil is not hereditary.
my doberman pees on all fours n looks at the trees n the sky when he does so. he is 14 months old. clearly, neither is ferocity.
mum is feeling generous. will spare me 6 months to get over break up before she puts my ad on bharat matrimony. i am looking for a lawyer to sue my mother.
nephew no.3 still mumbles crap. didnt meet nephews 1 and 2, only their dog bubbles.
parents dont want me to go to delhi. they think i shud work with dad. dad says accountant, mom says architect trainee. daughter says delusional.
senile palmist uncle who doesnt recognise people recognised me, grinned n shook my hand.
i call nats everyday from the landline. the phone bill arrives after i reach delhi.
i am on a cheese, beef and fish diet. yet d weighing machine survives.
mum thinks my tummy is bigger than hers. daydreamer.
2 comments:
ooh cheese, beef and fish diet sounds nice.
can we have more blogposts please?
come inspiration, come blog.
i hope u understand dat cheese, beef n fish is a lot of inspiration :)
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