The Ungathering

Five weeks is embarassingly long. Not that I haven't outdone that. But lets just assume that I have new standards- standards which require me to focus on quantity rather than quality. Not that contents posted so far, .......have been "high quality". But then there haven't been too many to assess that, have there? So, lets put some weightage to my assessment
..ahum..the "some" should be "the majority" since I am the only objective reader cross-analysing every word i write. Then, the previous attempts can be termed as "better"..?

(Huff) See, the whole point of all this is that I wanna try doing THIS more often ...ok, i admit, and i also wanna defend myself against any possible criticism that may run across some random reader's mind. If they exist.


(Huff again) Either you quit after line 3 or you have spotted a bunch of logical errors and said to yourself "that doesn't correctly follow" or "amateur" or "whats with the quotation marks??"

So how am i doin so far? (cocky smile, corrected with a straight face and raised eyebrows)
Have i won you over? (no response)
Its all for you, really! (small crowd retreats, chucks away shoes and rotten eggs)