Friday, November 19, 2010

Dilemma

I wanna change my status in fb to single. I want everybody to know that am single so that somebody, somebody! would come and hit on me (except those who have already done so and failed) and save me from this idiotic exile in coconut land. So that, that one cute guy in particular might notice. So that even if he doesn’t, somebody else would come along and say how u doin? But I can’t, can I? Cos everybody, absolutely everybody, including H’s mum, will know that Parus wants to get hit on.

Meanwhile heres the absolutely non-far fetched definition of Parus which Urban Dictionary rejected:

An unbelievably well-rounded woman with a knack for cooking, dog-breeding and witty conversation and a tendency for periodic migration. Also, believed amongst some dark cults to be the reincarnation of Agatha Christie. eg: isn't asking for a Parus a lil' too much?

3 comments:

Heathcliffs Girl said...

Hehe. Did i tel you i had a dream where you are getting married and i say : please dont get married, il take care of you forever and you are like : what about A? me: oh thats fine. He wont know!! :/

and you should change the thing to single, 1. ma doesn't come on fb :/
2. well, there is no 2, except go get him!! :o maybe he wont fail!

Carpe Diem! said...

haha! Change that status and ALSO change the privacy settings so that only people you want will be able to see it. ;)

@ HG: Funny dream! Hem hem... all these cheating tendencies though. :P

pipedreamer said...

H:ha! u dream, i daydream. ws jst tellin nats tday, abt my hopes of lurkin close to one of u guys n bein a pseudo family member
Carpe:I always end up wrestlin wid fb settings. Bt for one last tym,i shall challenge it to a duel.