merrily! merrily! merrily! gently down d stream!

cutting edge, stop-even-if-der-is-no-stop-even-if-der-is-no-station passenger trains, pg with smelly sausage dog n a job were dey dnt give a fuck if u vote or not. thank u god! thank YOU! you n dis life r d best things that ever hapnd to me!

now heres wt i think i am. a fuck-up. mebe a lot of u ridiculously brainy folks had already had dis one figured, n if so, all i wanna do is pop out of nowhere like spiderman's spider, n den dissect ur brain n closely examine it by inserting toothpicks into it!

I will label my present mood, which is definitely one of the better ones i have..today...as, i am a loser n am lovin it parapapapaa (say it in one go, alright? no comma, fullstop n d rest of that bullshit)

n as Ms. Fu i get to go all anu malik n borrow mc d jingles. Isn't dt swell, y'all! again i dnt give a fa-fa-fa-faa-faa-faa-faaa-faaack, cos if i do i mt just hurt my own feelings, which im in d process of erasing. oopsie!

Overall, i wud say that my life is pretty decent, mmhm, yeaah...cos i definitely have not at any moment wanted to kill myself.

Yeah? Amartya sen? Hows dt for quality of life index? wanna kill urself, score 0. dont wanna kill urself, score 1. brilliant! together, we can!

did u know dt when u write u r not supposed to use too many exclamatory marks? i bet u did! neways, it like laffin at ur own joke. n dats like how dare YOU???!! but, bleeedy hell den! am like crazy laffin rolliin jigglin wigglin here!!!!!

Ogaay, time to disconnect from abnormal burst of morbidity. dont u fine ppl agree wid me? Happy mallu new year folks, cos ders nothin like year after year after year after year of..what was i sayin again??

right. go get drunk on paaysam!